Furry Friends and Ivanka Trump

All for Animals

My mental path
to enlightenment
is humanity free
full of furry friends.

Endure, endure, endure
I know there’s no cure
Ignore, ignore, ignore
you know the score.

Hope for Humanity

Image result for ivanka trump at presidential meeting

I’ll be Ivanka’s subservient You
for alt-right; feminists too
I’d like to be your table for two
put your feet up on me, words true.

True through and through
but please buy them vegetarian
not for me, no more fur coats
I’m thinking of the stoats and goats.

Hardwood working-class back
built to carry weight, donkey ass
am I selling myself short
or just trying to be hot?

But other readers
please don’t go thinking
I’m really writing for you
not because, y’know, Catch-22.

I know Ivanka’s got a family
and this is really just a simile
as faithful as a dog
like the chinchillas of COG.

I don’t expect Ivanka to read it
and think she’s too legitimate
to be drawn into such controversy
but if she does, I may accept a bursary!

Available to buy or borrow on Amazon and some great big bookshops.

You Are The Boss of Your Own Happiness: 50 Ways to Change Your Life Today by Theo Kay. $3.99 from Smashwords.com


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